A SHORT PRIMER ON BLOGSThe FITS blog is not written by Mr. Folks, but is instead written by a group of women who happen to write just like him and are consumed with the same people (Jake Notts and the Barbecue & Politics blog) that Mr. Folks is. The fact that it is actually women writing the blog is empirically proven by the picture of a woman's shoe posted at the top of the blog. As you know, when women do blogs, they usually put a picture of a shoe in a prominent place just to let people know "this blog is written by a woman."
The shoe on FITS was downloaded from the high heel shoe fetish museum website, as a look at its "properties" reveals. We're not quite sure which is scarier -- that FITS was visiting the high heel shoe fetish museum website... or the FREAKIN' SHAPE OF THIS WOMAN'S FOOT!!! How the hell does she walk!?
Want to make an ass of yourself and embarass your party? Get caught making anonymous comments on a blog.
Some people will not give up on the idea that Sanford should debate Lovelace. This is absurd. Debates of the issues have no place in the civilized selection of our leaders. The people who believe Sanford should debate Lovelace have what is known in political parlance as an "agenda."
Whatever anybody tells you, the Palmetto Voice blog is NOT written by the same consultants who are running the Ryberg and Statten campaigns. The purpose of this blog is NOT to expose "dirt" on Karen Kanes Floyd, R. Quinn and T-Rav. They also do NOT post anonymous comments on the Laurie Line and other blogs under the pseudonyms "Jim" and "Roy" for the same purpose.
Barbecue & Politics has a strange obsession with FITS. We know this because FITS, the high heel shoe fetishist, tells us about this strange obsession here.
Barbecue & Politics, authored by the fictitious Pulaski S. Bridges, has taken a few shots at FITS... including some barbs about last year's CDV charge. To us, that's out of bounds. I mean, he pleaded not guilty and was found to be innocent, right? Give it a rest, Pulaski!
Speaking of CDV, it is in NO WAY ironic that someone who has made a semi-career of obsessing over other people's shortcomings defends physical abuse against a fiance. If you believe he was guilty, you are clearly a Bob Statten-loving, status quo-supporting, egg-toothed RINO.
The Sunny Republican is one of the blogosphere's most insightful sites. No detached air of superiority here. A good Mothers Day gift for her? A dictionary, so she can look up "crunchy."
That's it for now! Don't forget to check us out each Monday, when we'll be doing our Beginning-of-the-Week wrap-up, in which we recap what all the blogs will be discussing the rest of the week.
By the way, don't forget about Rick Quinn's Third-Place Finish Party on Election Night, June 13th, at the Treehouse in the Vista. To RSVP, contact Rebecca Gaetz at 803-799-9951 or firstname.lastname@example.org. Hope to see you there!
Until then, we remain
The Captain, the Pirate and Tennille